10. All crazy piercings and tattoos that you got in college must be hidden or undetectable.

9.  You can't swear when you feel the need to express your "disappointment".

8.  You're always afraid that you'll run into a student while shopping, eating,..etc.

7.  You're always afraid that you'll run into a parent at some less than morally pristine place like a club, bar, back room of a video store or smoke and accessories shop.

6.  Your spelling and grammatical errors are more scrutinized.

5.  You want to scratch someone's eyes out when they say "Boy, it must be nice to only have to work half a year and still get paid."

4.  You have to keep up with the latest slang. "Aww, Mrs. L, that's straight thowed!"  = "Gosh Mrs. Lavalais, that isn't fair!"

3.  Friends fight over you when it comes to picking teams for Trivial Pursuit or any trivia game.

2.  If you forget your lunch you are doomed to either eat the dreaded cafeteria food or starve.

1.  YOU HAVE THE HARDEST TIME CHOSING NAMES FOR YOUR CHILDREN BECAUSE EVERY NAME REMINDS YOU OF SOME LESS THAN LOVABLE CHILD YOU USED TO TEACH.