Yep, spring is here. I've seen the sun and I've taken my sandals and white pants out of the back of the closet. People have complained of spring fever, but you know what I'm complaining about? Gnats! That's right, those annoying little bugs that seem to be nearly impossible to kill. They have emerged! Fruit flies, gnats, whatever they hell they are, I'm sick of them already! For nearly two weeks I've been afraid to eat a salad or a piece of fruit because they are everywhere dammit! I see them at work, I see them at home. I even see them in the supermarket. They're here right now, lurking and waiting for me to eat this banana! As soon as I peel this thing I will find myself frantically waving my arms and clapping my hands together hoping I get the little buggers.  Why are they so hard to kill? Why???