*gasp* Bring out the smelling salts!  John McCain may or may not have had an affair!

So far there is no real proof of this and I am sick and tired of the issue of where a candidate puts or does not put his penis being called to question when it comes to running the country. So instead of focusing on his platform and the issues, he's got to face allegations about screwing a lobbyist. 

The media is trying to make it look like he could have been influenced to cater to whatever special interest group(s) she represents, but let's be honest the real scandal is the alleged affair. In this country we just love a juicy sex scandal.  Who will ever forget the blow job heard all around the world?

Don't get me wrong, I am no McCain supporter. I'm one of those mentally disturbed liberals. Yet some how in my madness there is clarity. It's this crazy liberal attitude of mine that causes me to believe these allegations detract from the real concerns of the American people that are addressed in these primaries. This is too important of an election year to be concerned about McCain's penis.  I'm not supporting him because I don't agree with his views on the war in Iraq not because he may or may not have had an affair.