ME:  Mom, you need to get more active on Facebook. You'd be surprised how many new people you'll be able to meet. 

MOM:  I don't know.  It seems like there will be too many young bloods on there.

ME: *wincing at the term "young bloods"* True, there are a heck of a lot more younger people on the net, but I know there are people in your age bracket on Facebook.

MOM:  Good. I told your brother the youngest I'm willing to date is thirty-five.

ME:  THIRTY-FIVE??? Mom. that's my age! Ewwww!

MOM:  *laughing*  Girl, please. I just told your brother that to aggravate him! *more laughing*  I mean really, I am NOT trying to be one of those "panthers"!

ME: *groans*  That's cougars Mom. Cougars.

MOM:  Oops! *really laughing*  Well shit, I'm black. I'd be a panther.

LOL!