Saturday I got a DVD in the mail that was in "discreet packaging".  I was perplexed because I certainly didn't order any DVDs. My husband raised his eyebrow and said,

"So...uh, what is this?"

"I have no idea I replied." I really didn't.

"Well it looks like a BOOM-CHICKA-WOW-WOW." he crooned.

"I didn't order any BOOM-CHICKA-WOW-WOWs!"  I protested.  Or did I? Could I have ordered one a couple of months back that I forgot about?

I went over it in my mind, but I couldn't come up with any reason why I would get a DVD in the mail from Los Angeles, CA. Mind you, the mystery could have been solved by simply opening the package.  However, the little demi-goddess felt it was a perfect time to come in to the kitchen and talk our heads off about what she wanted for her birthday party.

Finally, I casually walked into the bedroom to open to package and I heard my husband singing "BOOM-CHICKA-WOW-WOW" behind me. Jerk!  Anyway, the package was a DVD of a B-movie staring Harvey Keitel and featuring a soundtrack by Earth, Wind and Fire.  It was the free DVD I was supposed to receive months ago for joining the Earth, Wind and Fire fanclub.