If I were a stone, I would be: onyx

If I were a tree, I would be a: Pear tree (with the partridge)

If I were a bird, I would be: an owl

If I were a machine, I would be a: vending machine
If I were a tool, I would be a: a pair of pliers

If I were a flower/plant, I would be a: gladiola

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: clear and sunny, 75 degrees with a gentle breeze.

If I were a mythical creature, I would be a: werewolf

If I were a musical instrument, I would be a: guitar

If I were a color, I would be: warm brown -- like I already am.

If I were an emotion, I would be: anticipation
If I were a vegetable, I would be a(n): eggplant

If I were a sound, I would be: a sigh

If I were an element, I would be: hydrogen

If I were a car, I would be: a Ford Cobra

If I were a song, I would be: "Woman's Work" by Kate Bush
If I were a movie, I would be: "Bridget Jones' Diary"

If I were a food, I would be: Spaghetti

If I were a place, I would be: a cozy cottage

If I were a material, I would be: wool

If I were a taste, I would be: spicy

If I were a scent, I would be: Lavender

If I were a word, I would be: Generous

If I were an object, I would be a: Globe

If I were a body part I would be: a brain

If I were a facial expression I would be: a big grin

If I were a subject in school I would be: Sociology

If I were a cartoon character I would be: Tinkerbell

If I were a shape I would be a: trapezoid

If I were a number I would be: any prime number

If I were a month I would be: October

If I were a day of the week I'd be: Friday

If I were a time of day I'd be: midnight

If I were a planet I would be: Pluto

If I were a direction I would be: Shake gently before opening.

If I were a piece of furniture I'd be a: recliner

If I were a sin I would be: definitely lust

If I were a historical figure I would be: Cleopatra

If I were a liquid I would be: Ice cold lemonade