-- Why Tom Green is considered funny.

-- What those "M" buttons on the calculator are for

-- Why some pens don't have erasable ink, but they have erasers on them.

-- Garden Gnomes

-- Wearing socks with sandals

-- Wearing a pullover sweater and shorts

-- Black knee-hi socks with shorts (this is mainly old men)

-- Comb-overs -- who are you fooling?

-- Why paper cuts hurt like a summabitch

-- How you can fail an open book test (this is for my students)

-- Why it takes more energy to clean up a room than to mess up a room. (Are there any people good in physics that can explain the energy transfer concept here?)

-- Why people who couldn't carry a tune in a bucket audition for American Idol and cry when they get rejected. 

-- Why those same tone deaf people who try out for American Idol chose song choices like "On the Good Ship Lollipop" or something lame like that.