"Borrowed" from Noelle67  

  What is the meaning of life?

The idea that everything and everyone is connected in some way.

Does god exist?

Absolutely

Where does the sock that your dryer eats actually go?

I agree with Noelle67 . The tumbling of the dryer and the built up static electricity actually opens up a vortex to an alternate dimension. It sucks in socks and leaves pennies behind.

Why do mothers say 'because I said so!'? 

Because it prevents them from explaining why and going into a diatribe of, "I've had a hard day and nobody gives a crap.  All day long I sacrifice for you kids and your father and what do I get in return? I didn't spend ____ hours in the hospital pushing out your big head just to hear some lip from you! When I was your age my mother woulda..." 

Why don't dad's understand why we're so irritable once a month?

Because they don't realize they are often the source of our irritation.