1) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. What's it say?

"...get near Patty or Bev."

2)Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?

blanket

3) What is the last thing you watched on TV?

SNL

4) WITHOUT LOOKING,what time do you think it is?

about 2:00 am

5) Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?

Wow! it's 2:02 am!

6) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Thunder and sirens.

7) When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

about 3 hours ago I was leaving my friend Tammie's house.

8) Before you came to this website, what did you look at?

My yahoo messenger friend's list

9) What are you wearing?

My Dad's Texas Southern University tee-shirt and cut-off shorts. (I'm sexy! )

10) Did you dream last night?

I'm not sure

11) When did you last laugh?

About 5 hours ago when Tammie was making fun of the fact that I had peppermints in my purse.

12) What is on the walls of the room you are in?

The watercolor picture my husband did of me in my Starfleet uniform, pictures my daughter colored a goofy teddy bear perpetual dry erase calendar and a copy of the Serenity Prayer.

13) Seen anything weird lately?

No, I've been on spring break so I haven't had to see any weird students for a while

14) Last movie you saw?

Robots

15) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?

I'd pay off this house first.

16) Tell me something about you that I don't know.

I got pulled over by the cops while I was taking drivers ed. My teacher was an impatient coach who told me to go ahead and take the yellow light.  Of course it turned red. The cops thought it would be a funny, yet important lesson to pull me over.  I pulled over and put my hands on the wheel like a good citizen.  The cop asked me for my license and registration.  I couldn't hold it together, I burst out crying, "I DON'T HAVE IT YET, AND NOW I'LL NEVER GET IT!!!!!!!!!!"  The cops felt sorry for me and tried to cheer me up.  The four other students in the backseat never let me live the incident down.

17) If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would it be?

Women all over the world would never be oppressed.

18) Do you like to dance?

YES, I'm a dancing queen -- a dance machine. I did ballet, tap, modern and jazz. I can free style, salsa, merengue, dance zydeco and cumbia. I can do the cha-cha slide, the electric slide and the harlem shuffle. I can also do the Beyonce booty dance.

19) George Bush:

A master of smoke and mirrors who has the devil's luck. hmmmmm....

20) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

She was…I named her Emma Kathryn.

21) [Same question for a boy]

Maximillian

22)What was the last thing you ate?

a garden salad with tuna and bacon bits.