• experience various degrees of nausea every day for at least three months
• endure episodes of forgetfulness
• gain 15+ pounds of weight in a relatively short amount of time which can lead to -
• clumsiness 
• experience a lack of a decent night's sleep from about the end of the second trimester until the child is about 4 or 5 years old.
• experience hemorroids
• have RIDICULOUS mood swings
• experience flatulence and / or heartburn on a daily basis
• sore breasts
• fatigue
• possibly develop varicose veins
• stretch marks
• constipation
• edema
• groin pain
• develop possible imbalances of electrolytes
• toothaches
• headaches
• experience shortness of breath during the third trimester
• have nasal congestion throughout the entire pregnancy
• possibly tear or have an episiotomy (the healing of which, in my opinion, was worse than the actual labor itself.)
• experience possible back labor
• ENDURE LABOR
• fear taking their first shit after labor.
• possibly experience postpartum depression
• GIVE UP THEIR FREEDOM AND THEIR ADOLESCENT YEARS.

I know some women had the pregnancy fairy come down and bless them with no morning sickness and an easy 30 minute labor followed by a perfectly flat, smooth belly and a baby that sleeps on command.  However, most woman can say BULLSHIT!